The merpeople of Hay

Further merriment:

HARASSED COLLEAGUE: Lifts down. Building owner iterates that they are doing all they can at the moment to rectify the situation and thanks you all for your patience.

Logical response:

Dear Harassed Colleague,

On behalf of the merpeople of Oceania, I would like to convey my disappointment in your refusal to help them in their efforts to have build the very first land based Consulate of the High Sea.

I have approached Crocosauras Cove as a suitable venue, however there is some concern the crocs may eat the mermen, mermaids and merkiddies.

Disappointedly,

HayGirl | Mermaid Liaison

Shortly thereafter:

Dear HayGirl,

There are some lovely people at Narcotics Annoymous, you may know them already, may I suggest you go and see them as undoutably they will have some suggestions for you.

Kind regards,

Harassed Collegue.

And again:

Harassed Colleague,

The merpeople thank you for your kind words and recommendations.

We will ask the lovely Narcotics Annonymous should they have suggestions for the site for construction of the Consulate of the High Sea.

In peace to those of sky, sea and land,

HayGirl | Mermaid Liaison

 

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